when midnight strikes....IT'S OVER!

"Cos my back hurts,
my shirt's too tight and,
my booty shakes from the left to the right"

Well, technically...my back seriously hurts from sleeping on the cold hard ground for a hour and a half in the morning.
And considering the fact i didn't sleep the whole night just adds to my body's "lethargism". We didn't have a choice, it was the only CLEAN spot of the chalet floor (under the staircase) that mir and i could find because the chalet was filthy!!! IT WAS GROSS!
Think cigarette buds, alcohol, puke and dirty water all over the floor???!! AND that there were 35248474812 people walking in and out of the chalet???!!!
My head hurts from a slight hangover! However i spent most of the time being sober! okay, maybe from 3 am onwards when i decided to get out of the bed where i was trying my best to sleep cos i couldn't think straight. The true fact is I GOT OUT OF THE BED, OUT OF THE ROOM cos it smelt GROSS! seriously! It was disgusting! HONEST!

Last night, i told myself I'd get wasted! Just have fun! Forget about the world! Forget about my worries! Just be high! I accomplished half of my desire! the other half i spent cleaning up people's puke or settling the situation!
I saw this sign in a passing car once, "Beer is cheaper than petrol.Drink.Don't Drive"
ALL HAIL THE ERDINGER BEER BOTTLE layed to rest at the foot of the coconut tree!
that's very much i remember of me doing when i was high.I'M CRAZY!
I can control.I do not loose myself...
So when you drink people! people! please control! okay, maybe that's not quite possible when you can't think straight.

*hums the tune of Circus*
"There's only 3 types of drinkers in this world...
the ones that get emotional,
the ones that get physical,
and there are the ones that just observe"

I can certify myself "The one that observes"
Cos i observe all those getting drunk and wasted.LOLS:)
Sometimes it's hilarious watching others high. I guess it's a FREE show for those watching me roll around the dance floor when i'm high. But the show gets nasty when you see those "actors" not being able to control themselves! And that's when i mean puking and lying in your own puke the whole dam night! EEEEEWWWW!
I am officially traumatized after seeing the state of the bedroom! I had a lot of FREE SHOWs last night!

I therefore certify,"The unofficial official party" officially over!
In the words of em and rui yi, after midnight when we officially started drinking.... "IT'S OVER"
Screw Bombay Sapphire!!!!! Effing sick shit!
I hate GIN.
Highness and hangoverness is officially wearing off.
My tummy hurts from drinking like so many different drinks!



GOODBYE ALCOHOL!